December 2010
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Dec 27th
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Fix'd
I just checked, and you all are correct, Jusky has never made a joke about aardvarks. Like seriously? Never.
Dec 27th
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Mythchief: MY 25 FAVORITE TWEETS OF 2010 →
rolandslinger: mythchief: Saw @OverlandParker’s post and liked it a lot. Here are my favorite things people have posted on Twitter this year. Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel. - @biorhythmist ♫ She blinded me with science ♫ Well, that and mace ♫… HAHAHAHA! Thank you so much! I forgot about that joke. You’re quite...
Dec 27th
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MY 25 FAVORITE TWEETS OF 2010
Saw @OverlandParker’s post and liked it a lot. Here are my favorite things people have posted on Twitter this year. Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel. - @biorhythmist ♫ She blinded me with science ♫ Well, that and mace ♫ Okay maybe just the mace ♫ A woman just maced me ♫ Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ♫ (synth solo) - @tehawesome ...
Dec 27th
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jusky asked: I'm not a good person to go by because I miss so many tweets. I probably haven't starred some of your tweets only because I didn't read them. I miss a lot. Maybe I should go starfuck your page? I will do that soon. But anyway, I know exactly where you're coming from. I have a list in my head like that too. When certain people star my tweets that's totally enough for me.
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DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM...
rolandslinger: moxienic: rossruns: allutouch: cjosephb: justchrishere: -dnasty: pocketcontents: pufflepie: poobah: scottfriday: runmartinrun: three men and a baby Shaving Ryan’s Privates While You Were Sleeping. Batteries Not Included Rumble in the Bronx Harry And The Hendersons. (Ecstasy is a crazy drug). The Wrestler.  Avatar Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang 10,000...
Dec 9th
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Hate to say it, but...
What I just tweeted is easily one of my top three favorite tweets of mine ever.
Dec 9th
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Dec 5th
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and so it begins...
zooeydeschanel: I know everyone is, like, so excited for this, because of the john cage-esque experiment that is my twitter; I know I am!! thanks for following, there will be more to come. zooey d Hey, Z. Remember that time you got married to the cab cutie…death…guy? Well, I really haven’t come to terms with that so… No. 
Dec 4th
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Dec 2nd
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Guess what?
Arsenic based alien bacteria found in a lake in California. MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK. 
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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thepointlessawesome asked: I just wanted to say, congrats on becoming my 69th follower :D

[immaturity...]

Also what does your gf want for breakfast 2moro? [random-questions-for-new-followers]
Dec 2nd
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How about...
(K|—< Clone trooper?
Dec 1st
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guy endore-kaiser: love letters with naomi  →
guyendorekaiser: From: Jennifer Godwill Date: Mon, Dec 14, 2009 at 10:15 AM To: jenifer_7my@yahoo.com Good day my dear I am Naomi, single girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who care and fear God whom I can partner with. I don’t care about your color or ethnicity. I’m sending…
Dec 1st
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