streetvgold asked: P.S.-I've noticed your a pizza person, so you need to try dipping your pizza in honey sometime no joke it's heavenly. Some french pizza restaurant owner gave my parents this tip years ago and it has been a tradition in the family ever since.
I am quite the pizza person, and I have dipped my crusts in just about everything one can imagine. Honey is pretty correct, but, and I know this is going to sound fucked up, try dipping it in ginger ale. Let it just soak in and take a big soggy bite. Cash money.
streetvgold asked: You should try making your spaghetti the way Buddy does in the movie Elf. It is surprisingly delectable and I think you would enjoy it(:
The heart…IT BURNS.
A couple of weeks ago while I was walking down the street looking for food, a car drove by and the ugly chud in the passenger seat screamed something out the window at me. It happened pretty quickly and it was in the middle of the day with an entire city’s worth of other shit going on all around me, but I thought it said “FUCK BOOOOOOYYYY”.
Fuckboy? Fuck boy? “Fuck! Boy!”? The hell?
I thought about it for a while trying to figure it out. Without context I had little to go on, and the hoodbeast’s striking lack of understanding when it came to any and all matters concerning pronunciation made the margin for error too great for me to decipher the shrieked mashing of syllables, so I let the quandary rest for the time being until the moment could be more adequately reconstructed with hypnosis or time travel.
Why I didn’t turn to urban dictionary sooner, I’ll never know.
1. Fucc Boi
A pussy ass nigga with no common sense that laccs good judgement and is constantly coming incorrect at REAL NIGGAS who will whoop them at a moments notice at any time and any place. Is also known to call the laws on a nigga therefore endowing them to a status of life long whoredom.
cantfindwonderland asked: Then your brain is stellar c: Lol.
MUH BRIN IS STARZ liek if u cry evertim
brainslush asked: Could you please post a link to your cheesy biscuit post? I was unable to scroll back into your feed long enough on my dumbphone.
There ya go, Sir Slush of Brain.
cantfindwonderland asked: You're cheesy biscuit post made me laugh so hard I was in tears. You basically described my brain in the mornings. XD
I basically described my brain in the always.