A couple of weeks ago while I was walking down the street looking for food, a car drove by and the ugly chud in the passenger seat screamed something out the window at me. It happened pretty quickly and it was in the middle of the day with an entire city’s worth of other shit going on all around me, but I thought it said “FUCK BOOOOOOYYYY”.

Fuckboy? Fuck boy? “Fuck! Boy!”? The hell?

I thought about it for a while trying to figure it out. Without context I had little to go on, and the hoodbeast’s striking lack of understanding when it came to any and all matters concerning pronunciation made the margin for error too great for me to decipher the shrieked mashing of syllables, so I let the quandary rest for the time being until the moment could be more adequately reconstructed with hypnosis or time travel.

Why I didn’t turn to urban dictionary sooner, I’ll never know.

1. Fucc Boi 

A pussy ass nigga with no common sense that laccs good judgement and is constantly coming incorrect at REAL NIGGAS who will whoop them at a moments notice at any time and any place. Is also known to call the laws on a nigga therefore endowing them to a status of life long whoredom.

Fascinating.