Anything I can't express in a 140 character dick joke ends up here.
Anonymous asked: What is the best compliment anyone has ever said about you?
“I have never seen someone eat that much pizza.”
Updated beat to my Dead Space track. Total banger.
So, I made this rap song with my secret rap song project called Pizzabones. It’s about Isaac Clarke from Dead Space and I think it rules. I submitted it to the Dead Space guys and they didn’t give a single fuck. Hope you folks enjoy.
Oh shit, I hadn’t even noticed that a bunch of folks reblogged this. You rawk!
Do I know anybody that has Hellboy: Seed of Destruction single issues? If so, let’s work something out.
You mean to fucking tell me that you’re gonna come up off this sweet ass 12 NEGALIXEL camera if I hand over some of my old Ectokids? No god damn motherfucking way, this is too good to be true. CHA-CHING BITCH, CHA-CHING.



