Anything I can't express in a 140 character dick joke ends up here.

Best news I’ve gotten all day.

Anonymous asked: What is the best compliment anyone has ever said about you?

“I have never seen someone eat that much pizza.”

I knew it. The Xbox Live server is a Nazi.

rapandpizza:

Updated beat to my Dead Space track. Total banger.

So, I made this rap song with my secret rap song project called Pizzabones. It’s about Isaac Clarke from Dead Space and I think it rules. I submitted it to the Dead Space guys and they didn’t give a single fuck. Hope you folks enjoy.

Oh shit, I hadn’t even noticed that a bunch of folks reblogged this. You rawk!

Do I know anybody that has Hellboy: Seed of Destruction single issues? If so, let’s work something out.

Fucking dogs.

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You mean to fucking tell me that you’re gonna come up off this sweet ass 12 NEGALIXEL camera if I hand over some of my old Ectokids? No god damn motherfucking way, this is too good to be true. CHA-CHING BITCH, CHA-CHING.

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