Anything I can't express in a 140 character dick joke ends up here.
Okay, I’m scared. For a couple reasons, actually:
1) what does G’mo, mean? I tried to Google it and all I got was stuff about this terrible rapper named G-Mo. Is she saying I rap like G-Mo? If that’s the case, then she can fuck right off. I SPIT HOT FIRE.
2) and what’s is she saying there? “Have been waiting for you”? G-Mo? Has G-Mo been waiting for me? How do you know G-Mo, Anh? He in your crew? Or is G-Mo like, a secret society of time-traveling Asian women? Am I an inductee? I don’t want to be in G-Mo, Anh. You’re weird.
3) Have YOU been waiting for me, Anh? And if so, for how long? Why were you waiting? What are you waiting for?
4) and what do you mean by “waiting”? Do you mean anticipating? Or do you mean, “saving”? Am I supposed to bone you, Anh? Are we to bang in some kind of time-traveling maturity ritual so you can go back and save your peoples from what you most certainly believe was a magic born inferno that ravaged their entire village?
5) do you understand that there is no magic, Anh? That that fire was completely natural and the direct result of an unanticipated dry season?
6) I don’t want to ceremonially bed you so you can breach your temporal form, Anh.
7) you’re weird.