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And this, astonishingly, had it’s entire opening lifted...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:58:40 -0400

And this, astonishingly, had it’s entire opening lifted Daft Punk in the track “Digital Love”. Which is also on Discovery.

This song is what Daft Punk sampled in the track...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:54:14 -0400

This song is what Daft Punk sampled in the track “Superheroes” on their album Discovery. S’true.

If you weren’t previously aware, this is the song that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:47:48 -0400

If you weren’t previously aware, this is the song that Daft Punk sampled the everloving shit out of in Harder Better Faster Stronger. Listen and FREE YOUR MIND.

Welp, here it is: the craziest thing you will read on the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:40:43 -0400

Welp, here it is: the craziest thing you will read on the Internet today. This is an actual email, I actually received at my actual job.

For those who don’t know, I work at a medical company. Who this clown is and why he sent this to me is, and will forever remain, a mystery.

#truth

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:05:35 -0400

#truth

Guys, get into Mylanta stock like now, because Breaking Bad is around the corner and being FUCKING...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:56:34 -0400

Guys, get into Mylanta stock like now, because Breaking Bad is around the corner and being FUCKING SHITTY RICH sounds sweet.

can i recite your cheesy biscuit post as a monologue

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:08:14 -0400

Most definitely, cuz.

Remember that awesome song from the beginning of “A Goofy...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:13:53 -0400

Remember that awesome song from the beginning of “A Goofy Movie”? Well, this is it. The guy who sang it, Tevin Campbell, made it unavailable to Spotify. This is a tragedy. Please write your local congressman.

Here’s an album of music from Pete & Pete. I hope...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:33:34 -0400

Here’s an album of music from Pete & Pete. I hope it’ll make your day a little bit better.

Fractured Penis AMA

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:18:01 -0400

Fractured Penis AMA:

When you fractured it did you hear anything or just felt it?

I’m reading this thread on Reddit about a guy who fractured his penis while having sex. Here he describes the actual injury. I almost fainted.

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Fri, 03 May 2013 22:40:58 -0400

P.S.-I've noticed your a pizza person, so you need to try dipping your pizza in honey sometime no joke it's heavenly. Some french pizza restaurant owner gave my parents this tip years ago and it has been a tradition in the family ever since.

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:25:22 -0400

I am quite the pizza person, and I have dipped my crusts in just about everything one can imagine. Honey is pretty correct, but, and I know this is going to sound fucked up, try dipping it in ginger ale. Let it just soak in and take a big soggy bite. Cash money.

You should try making your spaghetti the way Buddy does in the movie Elf. It is surprisingly delectable and I think you would enjoy it(:

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:23:52 -0400

The heart…IT BURNS.

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Fri, 03 May 2013 21:11:59 -0400

torment-is-romantic: morelikebabedylan: add it to ur...

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:59:00 -0400

torment-is-romantic:

morelikebabedylan:

add it to ur collection

OOOOOOMYGOD

A couple of weeks ago while I was walking down the street looking for food, a car drove by and the...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:41:00 -0400

A couple of weeks ago while I was walking down the street looking for food, a car drove by and the ugly chud in the passenger seat screamed something out the window at me. It happened pretty quickly and it was in the middle of the day with an entire city’s worth of other shit going on all around me, but I thought it said “FUCK BOOOOOOYYYY”.

Fuckboy? Fuck boy? “Fuck! Boy!”? The hell?

I thought about it for a while trying to figure it out. Without context I had little to go on, and the hoodbeast’s striking lack of understanding when it came to any and all matters concerning pronunciation made the margin for error too great for me to decipher the shrieked mashing of syllables, so I let the quandary rest for the time being until the moment could be more adequately reconstructed with hypnosis or time travel.

Why I didn’t turn to urban dictionary sooner, I’ll never know.

1. Fucc Boi

A pussy ass nigga with no common sense that laccs good judgement and is constantly coming incorrect at REAL NIGGAS who will whoop them at a moments notice at any time and any place. Is also known to call the laws on a nigga therefore endowing them to a status of life long whoredom.

Fascinating.

Then your brain is stellar c: Lol.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:46:27 -0400

MUH BRIN IS STARZ liek if u cry evertim

Could you please post a link to your cheesy biscuit post? I was unable to scroll back into your feed long enough on my dumbphone.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:45:48 -0400

http://mythchief.tumblr.com/post/13139242894/so-there-i-was-ready-to-take-a-shower-i-mean-i

There ya go, Sir Slush of Brain.

You're cheesy biscuit post made me laugh so hard I was in tears. You basically described my brain in the mornings. XD

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:11:25 -0400

I basically described my brain in the always.

You're random texts post make you a fascinating person. Can you give your followers a bit of random information about yourself?

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:39:41 -0400

Once when I was five I ate some cocaine I found inside of a Dumpster.